A Letter to the Wells Fargo ATM In The Student Union Building at Texas Tech (Be Quiet Money Monster!)

Dear Mr. Angry ATM,

Why are you so angry? I know that your efforts to eat that ATM card from the TTU Federal Credit Union were vanquished, but that is no reason to keep beeping and buzzing and making whatever that strange conveyor belt noise is at me. You brought this upon yourself with your greed. Maybe you will learn a lesson from this. It seems unlikely, even now you flash your out of order screen at me. Know this, I will not cater to your e-demands, you will suffer for trying to take that poor girls card. Nary a shard of plastic will pass your e-lips this day. Even now you make a fool of another unsuspecting student. You are a sadist Mr. Machine. I hope you are proud of what you have become, the scourge of the ATM bank.

Please Be More Considerate.

Love,

Kyle Gregory